Dumb ass of the day! Donald Earl Fite III is shown in this booking photo provided by the Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office Tuesday, Oct. 13, 2009, in Portland, Ore. Fite, 27, who attacked his ex-girlfriend and killed her pet fish has been sentenced to two years probation and a psychological evaluation. According to court documents, Donald Earl Fite III wanted to reunite with the woman last July, but she didn’t want to get back together. Fite shoved the woman against a wall, grabbed her hair and tossed her against a bathtub. The woman fled, but returned to find her fish on the floor with a knife through it.Court documents say Fite told an officer, “If she can’t have me, then she can’t have the fish.” (AP Photo/Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office)


